Recreational Drugs Pillows

"Don't think of me as a weed dealer—think of me as Little Pharma."

"Hey, we should totally move to Canada."

Medical Marijuana Prescrptions

"I'd let her go, but she's so good with the kids."

"Have you seen my stash?" "No. But have you seen the giant flying fire breathing chickens in the kitchen?!"

"Shoulda brought the weed."

"I find I don't get as high since they made it legal."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Ahhh... close enough."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Holiday time.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"So, what do you do for play?"

Man fishing with large bait

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

A smiling cyclist