Recreation Room Regular Pillows

"I literally don't even remember what we do here."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Holiday time.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'These are job perks.'

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"Rump roast?"

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Man fishing with large bait

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"So, what do you do for play?"

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."