Recreation Room Regular Prints

"I literally don't even remember what we do here."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Holiday time.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"Rump roast?"

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'These are job perks.'

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"So, what do you do for play?"

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'