Recovery Support Pillows

Help for Alcoholism

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Speed Dating for Turtles

Spa

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

Self-esteem room

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'When he said it would be 'me and him against the world' I had no idea everyone was already mad at him.'

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

As a rule, all surprise parties start out with good intentions.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

Saline Drip Sommelier.

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

'The food here isn't too bad, just try not to swallow !'

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

"It says you need a CT scan and that the azaleas in the corner need to be watered twice daily."

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

"I think we need to have a chat about your 'support team'..."