Recovery Journeyer Pillows

'On the positive side, we were very impressed with the number of your personal weaknesses you were able to identify!'

'My name's Steve, and I'm an alcoholic. And I'm pretty sure the guy vomiting behind my chair is too.'

Anonymous Alcoholics.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Self-esteem room

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"Boy, I hope we never end up like this."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

"Ever since the accident, I can't seem to get it together."

"My diet book is outselling yours."

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

'You sounded better yesterday.'

'Wouldn't it be easier if we just got more heavier friends?'

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'

Alf and Misery Guts

'Our fifteenth anniversary -- the adventure continues!'

'Howard's short stay in the hospital was good for both of us. He finally appreciates my cooking.'

Psychiatry visit.

Working in recovery of Hurricane

"First day out of bed?"

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

"The years 1966 through 1995 are blank because I was on tour with the Grateful Dead."