Recovery From Drinking T-Shirts

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Spa

Social distancing

Be Healthy

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Vlad the Inhaler

Cardiac Recovery.

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

"Let's consider an early dive."

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

I should probably get out more.

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Self-esteem room

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

'When he said it would be 'me and him against the world' I had no idea everyone was already mad at him.'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'