Recovery From Drinking Pillows

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Speed Dating for Turtles

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Spa

Be Healthy

Social distancing

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"Let's consider an early dive."

Cardiac Recovery.

Vlad the Inhaler

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

I should probably get out more.

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

Self-esteem room

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

'When he said it would be 'me and him against the world' I had no idea everyone was already mad at him.'

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

"He should be up and complaining in no time."