Recovery After Surgery Prints

Elderly gent keeps his hip in a bottle

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

"First day out of bed?"

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

'The funny part is that the aerial was fine -- the TV set was just unplugged!'

Saline Drip Sommelier.

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"Please, doc, pull the plug. Not on me...on the TV!"

'Thanks, but I don't expect you to chew my food for me.'

En garde!

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"She keeps getting a stitch in her side."

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"I never imagined I'd be up on my feet this soon."

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

"I just can't get over how well you look!"