Recovering Heroes T-Shirts

'Wrong address I'm afraid - I've been on the wagon for 25 years.'

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Spa

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

As a rule, all surprise parties start out with good intentions.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

Planting veggies

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

"It says you need a CT scan and that the azaleas in the corner need to be watered twice daily."

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

'The food here isn't too bad, just try not to swallow !'

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

'I thought it might help you get your mind off things. It's a story of hope and survival. Nothing at all like your story.'

'What's for desert?'

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'

A robot is in hospital, he has a card saying 'get welded soon.'

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

'You're looking well.'

Kid in hospital has I.V. in him that is a straw.

'I've had so many transplants, I feel like a garden nursery.'

'You can stop worrying about your husband Mrs.Dellrow...He's going to be fine,now that we have him in a stable condition.'