Recovering From Financial Trouble T-Shirts

Bad case of credit crunch, I'm afraid, so we'll have to slowly introduce you to a diet of cash.

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

Peter

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

Wanna talk about it?

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

"Your assets will be frozen? Oh, boy, is it going to snow?"

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

"This is Miss Jones, Doctor - I want you to cheer her up. She's been through hell recently."

'Hey, Naomi, remember last week when you said nothing short of a miracle could save MicroTechnoCom from bankruptcy?'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

Remember you predicted some 'difficulties' with my bank?

"Unfortunately, my holding on to tech-stocks was faith-based."

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

"I'm sorry, Ma, but we're forced to sell the art collection."

"Homeowner please help."

No Money

"Remember, son, what doesn't kill you, makes you poorer."

'We can't afford to be middle class anymore.'

"C'mon sweetie—you're only as bankrupt as you feel."

'I sympathize, but you can't file for mortgage forclosure. It has to be bankruptcy.'

"When we got married, you said we'd be in the lap of luxury...but here we are, in the butt of bankruptcy!"

Just another life lesson son. Nothing in life is free.

"Dancing with the liquidators."

'I need something to wear to a bankruptcy hearing.'

"They've been hard times, Al, but they've been fun times, too."

'So when I couldn't pay the mortgage, the bank offered me this rescue package!'