Recording Shows Prints

"If only we could stay home and TiVo the Carlsons."

'Is that true? - Did you tape over her soap opera?'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Succession 2

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Gramaphone Man.

'We've got a 50 inch hd lcd 3d t.v with 200 channels and there's nothing on.'

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

A singing microphone.

"Well I think the Real question is..."

Pantomime dame: 'Has anyone seen my successful TV and film career?' Audience: 'It's behind you!'

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

The Finding Yourself Hour.

Recording Studio

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

"Just watching old stuff from 2019."