Recording Artist Hopeful Mugs

"In this business the ball takes funny bounces. I got you a recording contract."

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

The novel was printed and in the stores ... any minute now, the world would beat down his door.

"Nobody at school will laugh at me."

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

"She gets her musical ability from me."

"It's a battle of wills - I'm refusing to do anything for his 'funny cat videos' web page."

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

"I'd like to stay, sir, but time is running out if I want to start a rock group."

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

"He stowed his own bag, closed the bin, buckled his seat belt, then watched the whole safety demo...it was love at first flight!"

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

Shouting

Romney refines his platform.

'Don't jump. It's a book publisher!'

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

"I owe my success to him. I figured, if he can make it, so can I."

"Enough medical mumbo jumbo, just give it to me straight, Doc-will I ever be able to play piano again?"

"We could start a band."

'Judging from the chart, I'd say someone has a crush on their nurse...'

'He looks promising!'... 'So far he hasn't made any.'

"I think she really like me. She held my hand almost as long as she held her phone."

'Listen, I like you and everything, but your dad is way too scary...'

Pets: 'Chick magnet.'

Lion Toupee

"No-chance the rapper"

"He's been mentioned as a possible husband."