Reconnaissance Missions T-Shirts

While doing routine recon over the pacific ocean, lietenants Cromwell and Olsen make a startling discovery.

"Look what I found, dad!"

Happy Hour

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

'Arf! Arf!'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Bingo's Time Out - Part Eight

Moon Lander

Save Mars

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

Figure 1. NASA Mars Rovers: A Family Tree

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part One

The princess and the key

Well, our space probe is picking up definite signs of life, but I don't think it's friendly'

"10 - 9 - 8 - 7 — Get your finger out of my ear! Buzz, go sit down. Now I lost count. Re-starting countdown: 100 - 99 - 98 — Buzz, I swear to god..."

Rocket to the Moon

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

"Sorry, boss. . . Google also doesn't know where your missing person is. I have no idea where to look now. . ."

"What are we doing wrong?"

Rain Forest Filmcrew

"This is a very nice thing you’re doing."

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."

"Throw the rope!! It's a quicksandwich!!"

Fred noticed the mission trip list was different from when he was a youth.

"'No travel insurance'? What do you mean, 'No travel insurance'??!!"

Man on desert island with a sail attached to two coconut trees.