Recognition Seeking Gifts

'Dang! -- STILL no lifetime achievement award!'

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

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"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit."

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

"I'm very pleased with the way you've handled this thankless boring job, Fenwick...."

'Ben, we need a fresh perspective. We'd like you to keynote this year's management conference.'

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'I've reviewed your performance, Henderson - and I think it's time we tossed you a bone.'

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

Many certificates of achievement on the wall.

"They finally gave me the employee of the month award, but it kind of loses its meaning when every single other employee has already gotten it five times."

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

'...and I share my prize with the maintenance dept. who have worked tirelessly to keep the clean room perfectly immaculate.'

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'Sir Percy is here for his Purple Heart, Sire.'

"Miss Gillian, can you take Mr. Robert's 'Employee of the Month' photo off the wall? And his paychecks will be coming to me for the next several months."

"Never mind the carrot, where's my f*****g medal?"

'We'll parachute in and surprise them with their sales award.'

Will work for recognition.

"That's where everyone started getting sick of me."

"On the plus side, concussions are way down."

'I always feel I could have taken credit for more.'

'I just want a little recognition, nothing much, maybe a Lifetime Achievement Award.'

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

'You should have come to me sooner. I might have won a Nobel Prize for this.'

"You said you wanted something really rewarding for your last wish so I made you a teacher."

Lady flattering an amateur man of the arts

"Do I get the reward if I hand myself in..?"

"Our sources show this is a heavily trafficked building of importance with ample storage. This must be their nation's capitol."

Poet with a lauding bar on his head.

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

"Sergio, how do you like my new dress? And don't beat around the bush."

Annual Awards Ceremony: "This is my favourite time of year, when we celebrate our achievements!"