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This programme contains material that may offend people who haven't got out for the last twenty years.

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'I'll show you mine, if you show me yours.'

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

"I think someone put Bob on vibrate."

'Jenkins won the health savings award with his suggestion that we have our employee hernia checks done at the airport by TSA agents.'

Wedding Wellies

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

'Give me a Y... give me an E... give me an S...

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

Piano Bar

The dark secret about where the Easter Bunny gets the candy...

"...but before we begin our slide presentation on accounts receivable...this is how I make a bunny!"

"Meet JD Salinger's neighbors"

'We usually don't make toasts in board meetings.'

"Let me clarify that this is your employee performance evaluation, Thompson. It is not a roast in your honor."

Moses parts the Red Sea.

Cats play the double bass

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Hey, it's 5am somewhere, am I right?

"Hava Nagila" go-round.

Prosecco and Pudding

'Well this shouldn't last long.'

An unadulterated look into the life of a brown recluse.

"It's OK, Trump will pardon me."

Would you mind if I hung round your backside for a while?

Drunk Golfer.

Bourbon Street signs: Party and Sober Up.

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."