Recluse Merrymaker Prints

This programme contains material that may offend people who haven't got out for the last twenty years.

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

"I think someone put Bob on vibrate."

'Jenkins won the health savings award with his suggestion that we have our employee hernia checks done at the airport by TSA agents.'

Wedding Wellies

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

'Give me a Y... give me an E... give me an S...

Piano Bar

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

"...but before we begin our slide presentation on accounts receivable...this is how I make a bunny!"

"Let me clarify that this is your employee performance evaluation, Thompson. It is not a roast in your honor."

"Meet JD Salinger's neighbors"

Moses parts the Red Sea.

'We usually don't make toasts in board meetings.'

Cats play the double bass

"Hava Nagila" go-round.

'Well this shouldn't last long.'

Prosecco and Pudding

Drunk Golfer.

Would you mind if I hung round your backside for a while?

"It gets a tad crowded in winter when I share the cave with 100s of hibernating snakes."

"It's OK, Trump will pardon me."

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."

"Those in favour, honk!"