Recipe Novelist Prints

'I've heard of cooking the books... but how did you rotisserie them and why?'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

Baker Romance

In the DNA Kitchen

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

Blog Breakdown

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

10,000 Tasty Rabbit Recipes

'You don't appreciate anything I cook!'

One reason secret family recipes are usually best kept secret.

'Women cook to feed the soul...men cook to feed the ego.'

Chef makes a cook book.

'We'll have to eat out tonight -- I misplaced a decimal point in the cookbook.'

"The recipe? Well, there's lentils, garlic, tofu, and a pinch of our illegal secret ingredient."

"I dreamed that butter and sugar and eggs came back, and we all made cookies."

'What the devil is that?' - 'I don't know, I haven't named it yet.'

"My trick for enjoying kale? I put in blueberries, a banana, a scoop of vanilla ice cream and ice. Then I throw the kale in the trash and blend."

"The manna tastes okay, but I'd feel better if I had a list of ingredients."

Kitchen Consultations

Mother made everything from scratch.

"You don't use a cookbook, Tia Carmen?"

Five seconds before the first turducken.

Roger wouldn't prepare any meal without first consulting his pie chart.