Recipe Development Prints

'We don't know what it is, but once we add bacon, the public will love it.'

Too many kooks spoil the Broth.

"The Corned Beef Cappuccino needs work."

'We'll have to eat out tonight -- I misplaced a decimal point in the cookbook.'

'Prepare to have chowder kick your Tuscan butt.'

Cereal Development Dept...'Johnston! I don't think whistle, humm, and detonate is going to catch on at breakfast.'

Kitchen Consultations

Roger wouldn't prepare any meal without first consulting his pie chart.

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Cookbooks

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Before/After

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

Baker Romance

In the DNA Kitchen

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"Looks like it's time to make the banana bread."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

'Diet considerations.'

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

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"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"