Recession Junkie Prints

Going to Greece in a Handbasket.

"You're fired."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Occu-Pie Mars

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

Neo-International Law

UK border controls relaxed.

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Oligarchy

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

'If only every year was an election year.'

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

The Circular Logic of Fascism

Meet the Enemy

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

Laughingstock

Trump Poutine

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Turkish Democracy

G7 Summit Concern

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

Mission Kinda Accomplished

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"