Recession Geek Prints

"We have to chop the banks off at the knees so they can be made to stand on their own feet once more."

'Makes you feel insignificant, doesn't it?'

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

Economy.

Cigars for the Upcoming Bear Market

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

'They don't want to destroy us. They want to cause just enough damage to lower our bond rating.'

Early attempts at standardising currency.

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

". . . We're being sucked into the UK national debt!"

The Euro.

Geezernomics - Crash of 1929.

Exchange Rate.

Offshore tax havens.

Federal Guidelines

Grim Reaper leaning on scared trader.

'Ms. Clayton, we're counting on you to reverse this trend...'

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

Exotic Insects Arrive in England with Imported Fruit

Famous Pieces of Paper

"The government's finance settlement is coming out really late this year!"

"I can't wait to feel the full impact."

Euro Discobolus

'It's a retrospective of Bernanke's most obtuse economic jargon...'

Profits - "It's worse than you think it goes down to the third floor."

Road to Recovery: Snakes and Ladders.

'Bad news for those of you who believe goods and services should be exchanged for money.'

'...And then I adjusted for inflation.'

'I think we're going to have to add another storey downstairs...'

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

Sold in May and went away.

'Due to budget cutbacks, we need to get by with less.'