Recently Bald Mugs

New Hair Cloning Technology.

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"A shave and a shine."

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

Operation Chrome Dome.

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

A bald eagle approaches middle age

The shape of things to come

Balding Autumn Tree.

Baldness Facts

'Your polar ice cap is melting.'

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

'When did you first notice the bald spot?'

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

"I'm having a bad forehead day."

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

'You can't join the Federal Witness Protection program just to keep your friends from seeing your bald spot.'

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."

It was official. She was desperate.

'No offense but you look awful with short hair.'

"I think it's time we started seeing other people"

"The Five Major Warning Signs of Baldness."

'Worst case of premature baldness I've ever seen.'

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion

Short Hair: Expectations vs. Reality

"Everything he says comes straight form the communal joke pool."

"Number 48, "Gents wig, natural look"..."

"I'm starting to regret that haircut."

Combs for the old.