Recently Bald Prints

New Hair Cloning Technology.

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

"A shave and a shine."

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

Operation Chrome Dome.

Balding Autumn Tree.

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

Baldness Facts

The shape of things to come

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

A bald eagle approaches middle age

"I'm having a bad forehead day."

'Your polar ice cap is melting.'

'When did you first notice the bald spot?'

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

It was official. She was desperate.

'No offense but you look awful with short hair.'

'You can't join the Federal Witness Protection program just to keep your friends from seeing your bald spot.'

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."

"I think it's time we started seeing other people"

'Worst case of premature baldness I've ever seen.'

"The Five Major Warning Signs of Baldness."

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion

"I'm starting to regret that haircut."

Bird landing on egghead monk

I Love Baldies.

Combs for the old.