Recent Travel Abroad Gifts

Welcome to the UK - Sorry for any inconvenience

The fate of the emigrant

Vaccination Passport

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

I love Museum Shops

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

Limerick Airport

'Don't the Italians believe in remodeling, Dad?'

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

A London gent abroad

Snake Charming

"Hi! I'm on the Sphinx!"

Hotel Interincontinential

Rip-off Cabbie

City travel: 'Steve is our eco-tourism specialist.'

Skedaddle travel.

"Do you know if they comply with airline baggage regulations?"

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

"Mas agua for the gringos?"

Vatican Car Park - Staff Parking Only

'Where's the Eiffel Tower?'

"Loved Jamaica!"

"I'm glad they had these nice robes for us, because my luggage didn't make it."

Traveling abroad from Cuba...

Step one...try to relax.

'He doesn't speak English, but we seem to understand each other..'

Bon Voyage

What brings you to Canada? None of your beeswax. Border. Business, pleasure, asylum or melodrama? Huh? Our newest category. Donald Trump eats kittens! Ashton Kutcher. Melodrama, next!

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

'Waiter, please bring me a knife and fork for my coffee.'

A great bargain. - To be sold - the property of an officer going abroad

Gate 3C. Jones. Olsen. Tex.

You Are Lost

'but apart from that, I had a fantastic time - and the Eiffel Tower was amazing!'

Not expected to pass through Customs...