Foreign Travel Gifts

Vatican Car Park - Staff Parking Only

City travel agency: 'Send me somewhere with women who appriciate a real man!'

Travel: 'Paris special. But 2 weeks in Paris France, get 3 days/ 2 nights free in Paris Texas'

'Hypothetically, if you embezzled a million dollars, where would you go?'

City travel: 'Steve is our eco-tourism specialist.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Ahhh... close enough."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Flags

The fate of the emigrant

The Zoo.

Carefree luggage.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Sloaney Pony.

The experienced backpacker.

'Not that net!'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Tourists

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Easter Island legs

On holiday.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport