Receiving A Unique Recognition Pillows

Dermatology Lab. Employee Evaluations Today. What a great evaluation! They said they're going to name a rash after me!

Keyworker

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

Employee of the Month

"If you're wondering why you've been chosen 'Employee of the week,' it's because your work load is about to increase, while your pay remains the same."

Disco Dancing

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

'Ben, we need a fresh perspective. We'd like you to keynote this year's management conference.'

'I've reviewed your performance, Henderson - and I think it's time we tossed you a bone.'

Honorable mention in science: the Nobel surprise.

'Introducing one of our top salesmen despite his old age. . .'

Many certificates of achievement on the wall.

"They finally gave me the employee of the month award, but it kind of loses its meaning when every single other employee has already gotten it five times."

'Your performance has been a steady boat in a sea of change.'

'...and I share my prize with the maintenance dept. who have worked tirelessly to keep the clean room perfectly immaculate.'

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

'I've received celebrity status!'

Employee of the Month - male.

'It hasn't gone unnoticed by management how much extra time you've been spending in the office...so here's a bill to repay the electricity you've used.'

"Miss Gillian, can you take Mr. Robert's 'Employee of the Month' photo off the wall? And his paychecks will be coming to me for the next several months."

"First, I'd like to thank the Academy."

"Apparently you've come to somebody's attention."

'Adjuster of the Year' reads a Sports Illustrated at his desk that has two boxes, 'Claims Denied' and 'Claims Paid.' The first has an over flowing stack of paper in it, the other a single sheet of paper.

'Really, this award has come as a great surprise...'

"The robot won it again!"

"That's where everyone started getting sick of me."

"Give it up for Stevie and his musical underarms! Next up, in the house...Crazy Katrina and her jump rope of death! It's something you'll see only on...the Security Camera Network!"

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'

'You should have come to me sooner. I might have won a Nobel Prize for this.'

My child was student of the month...But that was a long time ago.

Zodiac, Inc. Employee of the month. Gemini.