Rebellious Elf Mugs

Gender Equality

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

Accept cookies?

"It's dull now, but at the end they smash their instruments and set fire to the chairs."

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'I'm serious. I really believe the world is round.'

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

Fishbowl Rebellion

'And where have you been all day young lady? Your mother and I have been worried sick!'

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

'My philosophy is to sit down and the hell with being counted.'

Banksy

'I'm starting a new trend.'

'The nightlife around here? Pretty boring if you ask me Dude: My parents are awake...'

"So, Mr. Claus, there IS a Virginia!"

Mother/Teenage Child

'His tags were so neat we decied to employ him'

A kid like me needs a dad like you! You know. Someone to post bail.

"Here, take this and give it back to the Man - I don't need your corrupt society anymore."

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'

ASBOs

CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST, 'He wants to be a cop!'

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."