Rebellion Romantic Pillows

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

'No, but thanks for asking,'

Punk Reindeer

After the Sentence

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Lord Byron

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Cake Escape

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

Heart to heart talk.

The Bare Minimum

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

Dating the efficiency expert.

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

'I suppose this means you won't be fetching my slippers anymore.'

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

Wedding Wellies