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Because It's There!

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Applause

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Senior Jeopardy!

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Next camera crew 5 mins

"True crime meets reality TV"

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

'If I'd known these programs were going to be so fake - I'd be psychic!'

'Do you expect the jury to believe that? And, more importantly, do you expect the viewers of the eventual TV movie of this trial to believe it?'

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

America's funniest election gaffes

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.