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"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Cut!

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Applause

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Senior Jeopardy!

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"True crime meets reality TV"

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

Next camera crew 5 mins

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

'If I'd known these programs were going to be so fake - I'd be psychic!'

'Do you expect the jury to believe that? And, more importantly, do you expect the viewers of the eventual TV movie of this trial to believe it?'

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

Mog The Week

America's funniest election gaffes

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

Prepare yourself, America. Dancing with the Stars is poised to present a new 12-week competition. And you'll never guess who's dancing now! Listen to the passion and fight in our newest celebrity dancer