Reality Show Director Pillows

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

A couple decides what to watch.

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"Am I through to the next round?"

America's funniest election gaffes

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

'You're not being fired Jenkins. It's just that all our colleagues have booted you out of the company.'

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

'No, I've never been in a TV reality show. My reality is pretty well scripted by my wife, kids and boss.'

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

'Dear, you're not supposed to take it seriously...it's a reality show!'

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'