Reality Unravelers Gifts

'So, I told him, 'Reality is for people who can't handle drugs'.'

"...our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done!"

Truth

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

Complexity Made Simple.

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

"With all the AI and deep fake technology, I'm not even sure what's real anymore."

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

"All of my friends are imaginary."

'Read any good book reviews lately?'

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

Department of Dot Connection

Portrait of Sigmund Freud

'His tell-all book will be the first step of rehabilitation.'

'Remember, Stevens, things are rarely what they appear to be.'

'Of course there are more bureaucrats than field workers! It's more fun to create regulation, than to actually enforce it!'

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

'Tonight the remains of Jimmy Hoffa have finally been discovered with what appears to be millions upon millions of unpaired socks.'

Stanley Hibblemeyer suddenly realizes that he is only a theoretical physicist.

"Before we make contact with the departed, be aware that all communications will be recorded and maybe used for training purposes."

Pentagon Science Contest: 'You've got a time machine! Just go to the future when scientists figured out how to travel to another solar system, then come back with the solution and win half a million bucks.'

Blackhole Research.

'What makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there's nothing to compare it with.'

Graduate Job Openings

Volumetric

"But if you've given up on a fifth force, how can you possibly discover a sixth force?"

"I downloaded this public sector tender we should consider bidding for. I’m hoping that these new Procurement Regulations will make it a less tortuous exercise." "Based on that first page I suggest nothing has changed..."

'Sir, the stupidity of your actions was directly proportional to the number of surveillance cameras watching you.'

'So what we thought was dark matter is really dark energy.'

'I'm well aware of the problem. I'm working on it.'