Reality Tv Zinger Gifts

Sadly, Sid would put too much faith in the immunity idol.

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

'There's nothing on.'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

Star Wars Audience

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

"Consider this job a reality show where you work your butt off 14 hours a day. If you win, you'll get a paycheck and the chance to do it all over again next week."

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

'Now that's Real TV!'

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

'Maybe getting gordon ramsay to do the after dinner speech wasn't such a good idea after all!'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

"Can you do battle with him later?... He's watching, 'Game of Thrones'."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

Do you go for Hannity or O'Reilly? Tough call. O'Reilly's presence is so big, fearless. Whereas Hannity has a wicked fast tongue and such inner strength. As symbolized externally by his jawline. O'Reilly is so tall. Something strange is happening. Coulter's a bit masculine for my tastes. Ditto. HOJ.

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

How's my Jiving?

Love Bites: The Dating Game - "No, he loves me more!"

"It's 100% commercials."

TV-Mirror.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Sammi and her 'partner' decide to have their child baptized at a Suuuuper-inclusive church

"This is why the doc said to not binge-watch the Eating Channel!"

Wordplay: Me.

'I don't believe in blind dates... the last time I got fixed up I got neutered.'