Reality Tv Planner Prints

TV programme planning - lucky dip.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

The Thought Process.

American Idle.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

A couple decides what to watch.

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

"Am I through to the next round?"

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

America's funniest election gaffes

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

'You're not being fired Jenkins. It's just that all our colleagues have booted you out of the company.'

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

"I wanted to deliver a message of hope and tolerance in a complex global society but I decided to update them on the Kardashians instead."

'Dear, you're not supposed to take it seriously...it's a reality show!'

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'