Reality Tv Producer Prints

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

"We've voted you off the island."

Woman at Reality TV Productions Co. has in out boxes marked IN and IN OVER MY HEAD.

'Get real! Reality is, Reality sells'

'The bad news is we're a very dysfunctional office. The good news is we're getting our own reality show!'

'Would you like to appear on our new show - Hoodie you think you are...?'

'We do hope you're not averse to being interviewed by the tabloids or the T.V people?'

'It's a new reality show call 'Detoxing with the Stars'...'

'My client wasn't going to keep the money, Your Honor - He only robbed the bank to get on a reality show.'

Extreme Leftovers Rehab: 'So, Sharon, we learned ripe risotto doesn't sit well with you. John, you ate week-old Chinese food. How does that make you feel?

Reality TV

Extreme Animal Makeovers.

'I knew we shouldn't have got 'changing rooms' in to refurbish the surgery.'

'I'm a celebrity...You Jane...'

"In the future, everyone will be famous for fifteen episodes."

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

'After graduation, I plan on working in warrantless surveillance for the CIA. How about you?'

Desert Island Surveillance.

Introspection

'Can you hang on for half an hour? We're still waiting for the reality TV crew to turn up'

Reality TV crew filming a suicide.

'I'm sorry guy's, we'll be going hungry tonight. The 'bush tucker trial', was one meal for every Paul Burrell 'Diana anecdote' I could endure!'

'Welcome to 'sink or swim' the reality show that will find the survivor of three entrepreneurs, teetirng on the brink of bankruptcy.'

"The jury has found you guilty. Let's see how America voted."

'The President today targeted Paula Abdul for regime change....'

Can you hang on for half an hour? we're still waiting for the reality TV crew to turn up...

"He keeps calling our landlord and nominating me for eviction."

'Would you believe, all this is just part of a new reality show?'

'We interrupt this program to look in on the Shelton's in their tacky apartment in Greenwood Heights.'

'Welcome to 'Celebrity Animal Faking It', in which the king of the jungle will spend a week pretending to be a mischievous baboon...'

Adam & Eve get a reality show.

'You're not being fired, Jerkins! It's just that all your colleagues have voted you out of the company!'

'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'

'Welcome to 'Religious Fanatic Swap', in which a suicide bomber and a paedophile priest swap lives for a week, with amusing consequences...'

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'