Reality Tv Executive Prints

JERRY SPRINGER'S GUESTS TODAY

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'If only every year was an election year.'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

America's funniest election gaffes

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

TV Situations vacant.

'Dear, you're not supposed to take it seriously...it's a reality show!'

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

'You're not being fired Jenkins. It's just that all our colleagues have booted you out of the company.'

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

'We've gone over your budget very carefully, Mr Thorne. Unfortunately the network does not sell 7-second spots.'

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'