Reality Tv Commentator Mugs

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

"Am I through to the next round?"

America's funniest election gaffes

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

'You're not being fired Jenkins. It's just that all our colleagues have booted you out of the company.'

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

'Dear, you're not supposed to take it seriously...it's a reality show!'

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'