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"Not a chance - you go try out for The New This Old House by yourself."

Alex Guarnaschelli

Reality TV

"Whose idea was it to turn this into a reality show?"

"Now that's reality TV."

Antiques for Oldies: Squeal Now.

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

John Toroda and Gregg Wallace

Celebrity Clerk: Schrodinger's Cat

'Welcome to 'Celebrity Animal Faking It', in which the king of the jungle will spend a week pretending to be a mischievous baboon...'

"I'm shopping my prison video around, but apparently if you don't shiv another inmate or become someone's bitch nobody's interested."

'Mom, Ben & I are breaking up for the third time...This is the reality TV age.'

The real Bush tucker trial.

"If that's 'Dancing with the Stars,' we only work as a group."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

Can't Touch This

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

"Do you, Halfomild Tellycelebrtipewhoo-hoo, promise to brush up on matters such as the Hadron Collider?"

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

"True crime meets reality TV"

Woman and TV.

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

"Am I through to the next round?"