Reality Tv Obsessed T-Shirts

'Right so we're leading on the disgraceful attention that Big Brother is getting when there are so many more important things happening in the world...that's pages 1,2,3,4,6,and 7...'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Can't Touch This

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

"Consider this job a reality show where you work your butt off 14 hours a day. If you win, you'll get a paycheck and the chance to do it all over again next week."

"True crime meets reality TV"

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

Police film evidence

"Do you, Halfomild Tellycelebrtipewhoo-hoo, promise to brush up on matters such as the Hadron Collider?"

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

TV and cleaner

A couple decides what to watch.

America's funniest election gaffes

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"Am I through to the next round?"

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

'Maybe getting gordon ramsay to do the after dinner speech wasn't such a good idea after all!'

Jerry Springer of biblical times.

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

'You're not being fired Jenkins. It's just that all our colleagues have booted you out of the company.'