Reality Tv Addict Prints

Reality TV

'Oh, yes, my knee is fine. It's reality tv that's killing me.'

Next: I'm STILL a 'D' list celebrity - sack my agent!

Drinking with the stars.

"Before I book you in, would you sign this TV contract..?"

"Sorry, Steve, but Brad and I have voted you off the island."

This reality TV is getting out of hand.

'Watching a lot of reality shows doesn't make you a realist!'

Park and Pimp My Ride.

'We can't get enough of these makeover shows.'

"Find something dumb. Really dumb. I'm in the mood."

'Good grief! Everybody is a celebrity - there are no people left.'

'My client is a celebrity, Your Honor. She wants to do a reality show for her community service.'

'After chefs and estate agents we're hoping undertakers will be the next celebrity profession.'

Showbiz Awards

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

Can't Touch This

Big screen TV falling through floor

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'