Reality Explorers Pillows

'I faced my first reality check today. My mom kissed my boo boo but it didn't get better.'

Graduate Job Openings

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"I'm learning to live with existence."

The Evolution Of Man.

"You may now kiss the bride."

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

Truth

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

Complexity Made Simple.

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"Great, now we're lost."

'Sometimes, I'm like... wow! And then, I'm like... whoa! And then, I'm like... damn!'

Welcome! University of Hard Knocks...Where common sense is better than smarts!

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

"With all the AI and deep fake technology, I'm not even sure what's real anymore."

'The secret of life has been unknowable ever since we assigned it to a committee.'

'We're looking for a place with no high walls.'

"The idea at 3 am. The idea at 7 am."

"Were you even listening to me? I don't have a mother to blame anything on!"

"Not too big a garden-my wife tires easily!"

Dynamic Decision Makers: Will Probably Be back in an Hour or so

Just think if that meteor had never hit planet earth 65 million years ago...

'Have you ever thought that being damned for all eternity to a lake of eternal fire might mask a deeper problem?'

Completing the Beast

'Wait! -- Why don't we just have a BEER bash?'

Philosophy Department - Are You Really Here?

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."

"Have you considered laughing into the abyss?"

"I think you've got the wrong person - I'm an atheist."

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