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'I faced my first reality check today. My mom kissed my boo boo but it didn't get better.'

Graduate Job Openings

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"I'm learning to live with existence."

The Evolution Of Man.

"You may now kiss the bride."

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

Truth

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

Complexity Made Simple.

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"Great, now we're lost."

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

'Sometimes, I'm like... wow! And then, I'm like... whoa! And then, I'm like... damn!'

"With all the AI and deep fake technology, I'm not even sure what's real anymore."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

Welcome! University of Hard Knocks...Where common sense is better than smarts!

'The secret of life has been unknowable ever since we assigned it to a committee.'

'We're looking for a place with no high walls.'

"The idea at 3 am. The idea at 7 am."

"Were you even listening to me? I don't have a mother to blame anything on!"

"Not too big a garden-my wife tires easily!"

Dynamic Decision Makers: Will Probably Be back in an Hour or so

Just think if that meteor had never hit planet earth 65 million years ago...

'Have you ever thought that being damned for all eternity to a lake of eternal fire might mask a deeper problem?'

Philosophy Department - Are You Really Here?

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."

It's hard to get a grip on reality these days because more than ever "reality" is a very slippery concept.

"Have you considered laughing into the abyss?"

'Wait! -- Why don't we just have a BEER bash?'

Completing the Beast

'Just between you and me, I'm descended from very small dinosaurs.'

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