Reality Check Seeker Mugs

"He had nothing but respect for me. I finally had to sue to get child support."

"It's hard if you think you're a golden goose to accept that you're a lame duck."

Delivery Man fantasises of recipient of Lingerie

'Perhaps you've been 'lovin it' a bit too much?'

'You need to get out more'

'We always go to the island for the weekend.'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

Truth

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

There are dreams...And then there's reality...

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

'If you want a reality check, I'll have to see two pieces of I. D.'

Since I took command of the company, I have steered a steady course.

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy?" "Well… every waking moment I wish I were living before the beginning of existence itself. So I could witness the Big Bang." "It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline." "That way I could know for sure whether our universe is all just one big simulation running on some geek's computer." "I mean, everything being made up of atoms and math is

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

"With all the AI and deep fake technology, I'm not even sure what's real anymore."

'Not yet! Wait until he hits the breaking point... we just gave him some warm, soft bread and the cold, hard butter... THEN we bring out the flimsy plastic knife.'

'I'm going to put you in touch with reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

"Starting at a new agency can be overwhelming. Let me show you around."

"Maybe you should be depressed, your life isn't that great."

"You can make your life any way you want it. Don't let your thoughts limit your future. It is possible to achieve your dreams!"

'Yeah? Well... bite me! No... wait!'

"I believe you were complaining about your cold this morning."

'The more successful I become, the less money I make.'

'Actually, the bill is part of your reality therapy.'

"It looked better when I saw it on Instagram."

The back of the Taj Mahal.

Philosophy Department - Are You Really Here?

'I think that's enough enlightenment for now Tim!'