Reality Check Mugs

"Let's face it...we're not getting any younger."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

There are dreams...And then there's reality...

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

'If you want a reality check, I'll have to see two pieces of I. D.'

Since I took command of the company, I have steered a steady course.

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

"Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy?" "Well… every waking moment I wish I were living before the beginning of existence itself. So I could witness the Big Bang." "It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline." "That way I could know for sure whether our universe is all just one big simulation running on some geek's computer." "I mean, everything being made up of atoms and math is

'Not yet! Wait until he hits the breaking point... we just gave him some warm, soft bread and the cold, hard butter... THEN we bring out the flimsy plastic knife.'

"I believe you were complaining about your cold this morning."

'Perhaps you've been 'lovin it' a bit too much?'

'Yeah? Well... bite me! No... wait!'

"You can make your life any way you want it. Don't let your thoughts limit your future. It is possible to achieve your dreams!"

"Maybe you should be depressed, your life isn't that great."

'Because I CAN'T follow my dreams, dummy!'

"Starting at a new agency can be overwhelming. Let me show you around."

'The more successful I become, the less money I make.'

'Actually, the bill is part of your reality therapy.'

The back of the Taj Mahal.

'I think that's enough enlightenment for now Tim!'

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

"It looked better when I saw it on Instagram."

"We need to reduce our overheads."

'He has an MBA from Wharton.'

Government Interference with Science.