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'Shouldn't you two be out looking for jobs?'

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

A safe is about to fall on an unsuspecting man interested in risk-free investments.

Virtual Reality Shop. I think our business here will expand as actual reality becomes more and more unbelievable.

As the horrible signs began to appear, students would go to any length to avoid seeing them.

'I'm going to put you in touch with reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

"Starting at a new agency can be overwhelming. Let me show you around."

"I've been living vicariously through a really boring person."

"This alternate reality thing is awesome! Donald Trump made Mexico build a wall, Hillary Clinton's in jail, and my wife thinks I'm George Clooney."

'Perhaps you've been 'lovin it' a bit too much?'

"I believe you were complaining about your cold this morning."

"I can't stand reality. What makes you think I'll enjoy it virtually?"

'Actually, the bill is part of your reality therapy.'

But doc, my tenuous grasp of reality is what gets me through the day!

"The following program contains adult situations designed to make you feel bad about your life."

'How To Say No To Sales People'.

Young Super Achiever

"You hate ironing? Me too."

'Can you get me in touch with reality without reality getting in touch with me?'

'Joyce, you've gotta see this! This 3-D large screen HD TV is amazing!'

James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world.

Man with blinkers on

Psychaitry. "Put me in touch with reality"? --- But I've heard bad things about reality!

'I don't date men with nice bodies. It usually means they've spent a lot of time in prisons.'

"I've hung all the credit card bills on the tree, maybe that will stop you going to the sales."

$12 for bottled water?! Haven't you been watching the news? America's aging pipes are leaching chemicals into the water that cause horrific illnesses. The entire city of Flint was poisoned by lead, leading to developmental damage in children and probably causing an outbreak of Legionnaires' disease. All bottled water is tested for lead. But ours is special, it's guaranteed to be 100% free of certain other chemicals too. Our bottled water is also 100% free of adamantium, NTH metal, vibranium, kry

'The 12 Habits of People Just Barely Holding Their Own.'

It's not that Ned is superstitious...but rather, he doesn't take unnecessary risks!

'Your tests came back. . . bad news. Not only did we find a lump, you are a lump. . .'

End of the Rainbow.

"This is where I go to get away from reality TV."

"It's hard if you think you're a golden goose to accept that you're a lame duck."