Realist At Heart T-Shirts

Express your authentic nature with our 'Realist at Heart' t-shirts—comfortable, clever, and perfect for those who see the world clearly and aren’t afraid to show it.

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"I suffer from accurate self-esteem." mockup

"I suffer from accurate self-esteem."

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Pinocchio's Second Realization

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"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk." mockup

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

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"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

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"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

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"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them." mockup

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

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"You will bargain away what little integrity you have left for what little job security you can gain."

"You will bargain away what little integrity you have left for what little job security you can gain." mockup

"You will bargain away what little integrity you have left for what little job security you can gain."

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"I'm not going to lie. It took a large speaker's fee to get me to say your future is bright."

"I'm not going to lie. It took a large speaker's fee to get me to say your future is bright." mockup

"I'm not going to lie. It took a large speaker's fee to get me to say your future is bright."

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City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery." mockup

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

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"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go."

"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go." mockup

"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go."

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"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?" mockup

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

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Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery. mockup

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

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"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?" mockup

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

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"I'm the bluebird of low expectations." mockup

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

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"Now at this point reality intruded." mockup

"Now at this point reality intruded."

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"I have a list of downsides I'd like you to develop into a list of upsides."

"I have a list of downsides I'd like you to develop into a list of upsides." mockup

"I have a list of downsides I'd like you to develop into a list of upsides."

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"Today, in all aspects of life losses outnumbered gains."

"Today, in all aspects of life losses outnumbered gains." mockup

"Today, in all aspects of life losses outnumbered gains."

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'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...' mockup

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

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"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress." mockup

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

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Warning Being Alive On This Planet May Cause Cancer

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Warning Being Alive On This Planet May Cause Cancer

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"Oh well - same shit, different day. . .!"

"Oh well - same shit, different day. . .!" mockup

"Oh well - same shit, different day. . .!"

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"A glimmer of hope is fine, Hendricks, but anything more than that will lead to massive disappointment."

"A glimmer of hope is fine, Hendricks, but anything more than that will lead to massive disappointment." mockup

"A glimmer of hope is fine, Hendricks, but anything more than that will lead to massive disappointment."

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Rural Cityscape

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"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

"Where do you see yourself in five years?" mockup

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

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Expectations vs. Bitterness

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"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind." mockup

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

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"That's my survival kit. It has a meditation tape, aspirin and rose-coloured glasses."

"That's my survival kit. It has a meditation tape, aspirin and rose-coloured glasses." mockup

"That's my survival kit. It has a meditation tape, aspirin and rose-coloured glasses."

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"It's no good, Martin, it's still in the room."

"It's no good, Martin, it's still in the room." mockup

"It's no good, Martin, it's still in the room."

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"That's Terri and Kip. . . our Imaginators. And over here is Al. He's our Get-real-inator."

"That's Terri and Kip. . . our Imaginators. And over here is Al. He's our Get-real-inator." mockup

"That's Terri and Kip. . . our Imaginators. And over here is Al. He's our Get-real-inator."

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'Love gets the credit, but money makes the world go 'round.'

'Love gets the credit, but money makes the world go 'round.' mockup

'Love gets the credit, but money makes the world go 'round.'

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Japanese disaster

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Gustave Courbet

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"You can be anything!". . . "Take whatever you can get."

"You can be anything!". . . "Take whatever you can get." mockup

"You can be anything!". . . "Take whatever you can get."

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Realist At Heart T-Shirts Collection

Realist At Heart Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate honesty and authenticity—perfect for anyone who appreciates a realistic outlook.

Realist At Heart Pillows

Discover pillows that speak to the realist in all of us—adding comfort and truth to your living space.

Realist At Heart Prints

Browse our prints that showcase genuine insight and wit, perfect for decorating with honesty and style.