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'I seized the day, and it seized right back.'

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

Tired Barbie

"Bob & Sue 2011" "Sued Bob 2011"

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"I'm not going to lie. It took a large speaker's fee to get me to say your future is bright."

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

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'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

"I don't love you anymore, Barry, but I still think you're a great American."

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

"I have a list of downsides I'd like you to develop into a list of upsides."

The point in every relationship, when annoying habits become intolerable...

"You never chase me through back yards anymore."

"Say, why don't we go see the Hopper show at the Whitney?"

"Today, in all aspects of life losses outnumbered gains."

'Will you marry me if I can get funding?'

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

"Happy anniversary, dear. How about a second honeymoon?" "Sure. Who with?"

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

"I appreciate couples therapy, but I can't stop fantasizing about group therapy."

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

'This is George, my divorce lawyer from a previous marriage.'