Real Estate Theorist T-Shirts

'Do you realise your the only male I've ever met who doesn't have a theory on how to make a killing in real estate?'

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

Water is discovered on the moon....

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

"Of course you're feeling tired - you're in your sub-prime."

Mouse real estate!

"Sold his air rights."

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

'This is close enough.'

"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!"

"Good morning - I'm from your bank. We'd like our house back please!"

Actually, I slayed it for the castle's resale value, but don't tell her that.

"This place has a water view if you're looking at the mortgage."

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

See the house whose property taxes were raised

Don't worry dear, he only bites untrustworthy morgage brokers!

'Here's a house that needs fixing up. Are you handy with money?'

Oh, one door closes, another opens -- How have you been?

Home 'Submerged' Home! (Home value less than mortgage).

'Yes, there is a bidding war - but I'm almost certain you aren't allowed to take prisoners.'

House building chart (like steps).

'One might say the market's gone from the sub-prime to the iniquitous!'

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

'Look, they're slowing down.'

Scientist with model of a house in a test tube.

"Those days of being able to sell any old c**p have long gone!"

For sale sign 'Don't take that down, it's holding up the house.'

'A cheap single room for a lodger, close to the city, quiet, easy to clean... here you are, sir!'

"It's a modest studio flat with own garden, 30 minutes from central London."

"Their entire friendship is based on regret over property they SHOULD have bought when it was affordable."

'It's a very nice house, when the tide is out.'

Real estate salesman.

'Well, here's our new place, honey. What do you think?'

'Well, we've been talking about downsizing, and it looks like the bank is going to make sure we do.'