Real Estate Theorist T-Shirts

'Do you realise your the only male I've ever met who doesn't have a theory on how to make a killing in real estate?'

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

Water is discovered on the moon....

"Of course you're feeling tired - you're in your sub-prime."

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

Mouse real estate!

"Sold his air rights."

"Good morning - I'm from your bank. We'd like our house back please!"

"This place has a water view if you're looking at the mortgage."

"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!"

'This is close enough.'

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

See the house whose property taxes were raised

'Here's a house that needs fixing up. Are you handy with money?'

Don't worry dear, he only bites untrustworthy morgage brokers!

Home 'Submerged' Home! (Home value less than mortgage).

'Yes, there is a bidding war - but I'm almost certain you aren't allowed to take prisoners.'

House building chart (like steps).

'One might say the market's gone from the sub-prime to the iniquitous!'

Scientist with model of a house in a test tube.

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

'Look, they're slowing down.'

"Those days of being able to sell any old c**p have long gone!"

For sale sign 'Don't take that down, it's holding up the house.'

'A cheap single room for a lodger, close to the city, quiet, easy to clean... here you are, sir!'

'Well, here's our new place, honey. What do you think?'

"It's a modest studio flat with own garden, 30 minutes from central London."

"Their entire friendship is based on regret over property they SHOULD have bought when it was affordable."

'Well, we've been talking about downsizing, and it looks like the bank is going to make sure we do.'

'It's a very nice house, when the tide is out.'

Banker: The Mortgage the Merrier.

Real estate salesman.