Real Estate Punsters Prints

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

'For Sale by Neighbor'

The Contrarian funds

'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.'

An exaggeration of estate agents

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

Mouse real estate!

House hunting is cruel.

"It's one of the positive side effects of the new weight-loss drugs."

"I told you we should have sold last winter."

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

'If straw and sticks don't appeal, I do have something in brick that might interest you.'

"The house is great, but compared to reality show realtors, you're a big disappointment."

'Give it to me straight, Doc - just how long-term should my long-term investments be?'

"For sale £470,000 house included"

'I need three estimates before I appoint an estate agent.' - 'Right, £120,000, £130,000 and £140,000.'

'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.'

"No pressure, but I do have another couple who are very interested."

'There's been no confirmation, but the possible merger of two giants has sent stock prices soaring.'

'Thank God I don't live in a Jimmy Choo!'

'One might say the market's gone from the sub-prime to the iniquitous!'

'The previous owner broke his leash ...I mean, lease.'

'My expedition confirmed what we already suspected: Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered by water, and the rest by real estate!'

"It's a bit of a fixer-upper."

"Grandma is included in the purchase price."

Real Estate Crispy Flakes: Location/Location/ Location

'A new concept. The inside out house.'

'I checked the math, Dear, and Lady Godiva actually raises property values.'

"When you pay the rent for your one-room studio, you mustn't think about what you can get for that amount back in Iowa."

'Like I said - this property is only a stone's throw from the ocean!'