Real Estate Punsters Mugs

Start their day with a chuckle! Our real estate punster mugs feature witty insights about properties and homes, making every coffee break a moment of laughter and cleverness.

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'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.' mockup

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

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"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's." mockup

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

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"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?" mockup

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

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'For Sale by Neighbor'

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The Contrarian funds

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'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.'

'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.' mockup

'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.'

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An exaggeration of estate agents

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'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!' mockup

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

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Mouse real estate!

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House hunting is cruel.

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"It's one of the positive side effects of the new weight-loss drugs."

"It's one of the positive side effects of the new weight-loss drugs." mockup

"It's one of the positive side effects of the new weight-loss drugs."

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"I told you we should have sold last winter."

"I told you we should have sold last winter." mockup

"I told you we should have sold last winter."

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'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!' mockup

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

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'If straw and sticks don't appeal, I do have something in brick that might interest you.'

'If straw and sticks don't appeal, I do have something in brick that might interest you.' mockup

'If straw and sticks don't appeal, I do have something in brick that might interest you.'

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"The house is great, but compared to reality show realtors, you're a big disappointment."

"The house is great, but compared to reality show realtors, you're a big disappointment." mockup

"The house is great, but compared to reality show realtors, you're a big disappointment."

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'Give it to me straight, Doc - just how long-term should my long-term investments be?'

'Give it to me straight, Doc - just how long-term should my long-term investments be?' mockup

'Give it to me straight, Doc - just how long-term should my long-term investments be?'

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"For sale £470,000 house included" mockup

"For sale £470,000 house included"

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'I need three estimates before I appoint an estate agent.' - 'Right, £120,000, £130,000 and £140,000.'

'I need three estimates before I appoint an estate agent.' - 'Right, £120,000, £130,000 and £140,000.' mockup

'I need three estimates before I appoint an estate agent.' - 'Right, £120,000, £130,000 and £140,000.'

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'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.'

'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.' mockup

'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.'

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"No pressure, but I do have another couple who are very interested."

"No pressure, but I do have another couple who are very interested." mockup

"No pressure, but I do have another couple who are very interested."

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'There's been no confirmation, but the possible merger of two giants has sent stock prices soaring.'

'There's been no confirmation, but the possible merger of two giants has sent stock prices soaring.' mockup

'There's been no confirmation, but the possible merger of two giants has sent stock prices soaring.'

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'Thank God I don't live in a Jimmy Choo!'

'Thank God I don't live in a Jimmy Choo!' mockup

'Thank God I don't live in a Jimmy Choo!'

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'One might say the market's gone from the sub-prime to the iniquitous!'

'One might say the market's gone from the sub-prime to the iniquitous!' mockup

'One might say the market's gone from the sub-prime to the iniquitous!'

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'The previous owner broke his leash ...I mean, lease.'

'The previous owner broke his leash ...I mean, lease.' mockup

'The previous owner broke his leash ...I mean, lease.'

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'My expedition confirmed what we already suspected: Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered by water, and the rest by real estate!'

'My expedition confirmed what we already suspected: Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered by water, and the rest by real estate!' mockup

'My expedition confirmed what we already suspected: Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered by water, and the rest by real estate!'

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"It's a bit of a fixer-upper."

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"Grandma is included in the purchase price."

"Grandma is included in the purchase price." mockup

"Grandma is included in the purchase price."

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Real Estate Crispy Flakes: Location/Location/ Location

Real Estate Crispy Flakes: Location/Location/ Location mockup

Real Estate Crispy Flakes: Location/Location/ Location

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'A new concept. The inside out house.' mockup

'A new concept. The inside out house.'

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'I checked the math, Dear, and Lady Godiva actually raises property values.'

'I checked the math, Dear, and Lady Godiva actually raises property values.' mockup

'I checked the math, Dear, and Lady Godiva actually raises property values.'

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"When you pay the rent for your one-room studio, you mustn't think about what you can get for that amount back in Iowa."

"When you pay the rent for your one-room studio, you mustn't think about what you can get for that amount back in Iowa." mockup

"When you pay the rent for your one-room studio, you mustn't think about what you can get for that amount back in Iowa."

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'Like I said - this property is only a stone's throw from the ocean!'

'Like I said - this property is only a stone's throw from the ocean!' mockup

'Like I said - this property is only a stone's throw from the ocean!'

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Real Estate Punsters Mugs Collection

Real Estate Punsters Pillows

Brighten up their decor with pillows featuring clever real estate puns—comfortable, humorous, and full of personality.

Real Estate Punsters Prints

Bring humor to their walls with our art prints packed with property puns—ideal for vibrant, fun-filled home accents.

Real Estate Punsters T-Shirts

Check out our witty t-shirts for real estate fans—funny, clever, and sure to be conversation starters wherever they wear them.