Real Estate Discussions Pillows

"I'd delete Facebook—But I really enjoy roasting landlords and their overpriced rentals."

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Your taxes,pension and health deductions have exceeded your wages - here's your bill."

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

Spelling a newspaper

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

"Agenda item 14 C, does anyone have any idea what happened in Game of Thrones?"

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

Trump Tower

"Will you two stop giggling every time I say 'assets'?"

"Who had pink eyes, long ears, a cute little cotton tail and brings baskets of eggs on Easter morning?"

'What did He do before he was God?'

'It's true that money can't buy everything, Caldwell, but it's not healthy to dwell on it.'

What is the difference between a migrant and a refugee?

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

"We were poor and had the good sense to be miserable."

Today's Sermon: We come into this world with nothing and we leave with nothing. Is there any chance of a bailout?

'Big Issue...'

"This is my 'country house.' I also have a duplex in the city."

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

The sword is mightier than the pen.

Media Reports: Vast majority of Americans agree - 'Country is going in wrong direction'...